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is it wrong to give a guy your number because he owns two pomeranians that you want to play with?
is it wrong to turn down the cop who offered me a ride home on his little cop motorcyle?
is it wrong to cut people out pictures with their disposables that they ask ME to take at work?
is it wrong to be slightly disappointed by forgetful friends?
is it wrong to hide birthdays?
is it wrong to hit on boys auditioning for the company you intern for?
is it wrong to consume lynchee (vanilla) green tea and red bean icecream at once?
is it wrong to raise one's standards?
good thing manhattan is full of relativists and short term memory and overcompensating rationalizations.
(i saw a monkey wearing a pin that says "coffee slut")
i am blessed with grand buildings and grand people and grand sushi.
1 Comments:
it is only wrong to give someone your number if they are ugly or a republican or both
you should only accept rides from cops if it is on their "cop motorcycle"
not wrong but good marketing
did i forget something
yes very much so, ps happy birthday dan
it depends on whether or not you enjoy working "above" them
it may give you a stomach ach
never
Beacon is filled with the hopless and reminiscers. i've seen little to comment on other than the hot stock boys at the grocrie store near my work. things here aren't nearly as grand but i remain as close to positive as can be expected of a cynical homo in a boring small town.
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